September 23-October 22

But then why stop at one or once? A hopeless romantic, flirtatious, thrill-seeking, good-looking charmer—what’s not to love? Unless you find fickle, the attention span of a gnat, couldn’t make their mind up to save anyone’s soul much less their own somewhat off-putting.

If you've been looking lovely Libra up and down and taking your sweet time deciding whether you want a piece of that fabulous ass, you’re advised not to wait too long. Better to take the plunge and take him or her by surprise. Despite what you've been told before about jumping the gun, too much too soon will work here, too little too late will leave you with a whole bunch of nothing. If you delay deciding about taking them up on the offer of the best of both worlds they’ll be off after the next piece of sin laden glitter that sparkles on by. They love to be one of, and with those deemed beautiful. They absorb completely when they decide you are the one—absorb you and themselves in you. They gift lavishly when they have the funds to do so. If they don’t have those funds yet rest assured they’re working as hard as they can to get them. They’re unlikely to turn down a little Sugar Mommy or Daddy action coming their way either. There are standards of living that they expect to live by; the best sheets and furnishings, the best oils and creams, the best clothing and gadgets. They will treat you well but the challenge will always be whether you can tie them down to one location, relationship…or bed.

Libra rules the buttocks, loves them in fact—yours or their own. While you're basking in Libra's seemingly undivided attention, don't even think that every single bum that's sidled by your little back booth hasn't been given a surreptitious going over. Happily though, for every ooh there's an aah and when it's your turn to give till it hurts, flipping lovely Libra over and lavishing your attention on their own tight tushie will drive them mad with desire. Yes, lavish: massage, rub, fondle, kiss, lick, pinch, spank, divide and conquer. Libra will let you do what you want the first time just to keep you happy, after that you won't even have to ask this ass-centric fool for entry.